Who doesn’t like a good dad joke? Now make it a gluten free dad joke and you have yourself a healthy joke! 😉 See what I did there?!
There are many reasons people eat gluten free. Maybe they have no choice such as being Celiac or autoimmune. Maybe they do it to support their significant other like me, or maybe it’s because they simply want eat healthier. Whatever your reason, it’s ok to laugh and be silly sometimes! Here’s why I’m gluten free if you’re new to my page!
I love a good dad joke and hope you do too! Below you will find my favorite gluten free dad jokes! As I stumble across more in my gluten free journey I’ll keep updating this post. If you have any you want me to post, send me an email or DM on instagram! I’ve searched the web, and there are surprisingly very few good gluten free specific dad jokes!

Complete List of Gluten Free Dad Jokes
-What does the German baker say to his morning customers?…Gluten Morgen!
-What did the doctor advise his gluten free patient to do?…Get bread rest
-People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but really I respect them for going against the grain!

-When do you expect the gluten free bread to rise?… who you YEAST expect it!
-My friend is gluten intolerant…he thinks it’s in bread
-Have you all heard about the top secret gluten free bakery?…I didn’t think so, it’s on a knead to dough basis.
-Why are gluten-free children so healthy?…Because they’re not in bread.

-We live in a mad world where we have to ask the question….If the gluten’s free, why’s the bread so expensive?
-Why did Wheat keep dating abusive women?…Because he was a gluten for punishment.
-What do you call a fake gluten free noodle? An Impasta.
-Did you hear about the gluten free restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere.
-How many koalas does it take to bake gluten free bread?… 4… one to mix the dough, one to put it in the oven, and two for “koala-ity control!!”
-Why didn’t the gluten free bakery hire the koala?… He did not have the right “koala-ifications!”
-Why are gluten free jokes so terrible?… they’re really corny
-What animal scares someone with celiacs the most? … a RYEnoceros
-Where are the best gluten free drinks found in Las Vegas? … Bar Lee
Dad Joke Honorable Mention!
So this last one is my all-time favorite dad joke. Not because it’s the joke to end all jokes, but one my dad used ALL the time! And I now use it ALL the time. So here it is:
When I was fishing with my dad he’d always have a lot of great one liners. My favorite would be when he reeled in his line after having been cast in the water for a bit. The hook would not have bait any more. As he reeled it in, he would grab the hook, then look at me and say…”guess I was fishing on credit!” And give me this big cheesy smile. We fished on credit a lot! hahahaha.

If you are looking for more gluten jokes, I found a few at (https://upjoke.com/gluten-jokes) and (http://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php)
So I hope you were able to crack a smile with a few of these. Let me know if you know any that should be included on the list.
For the record, this is the only place on the ENTIRE internet where you will find gluten free dad jokes… just sayin’! 😮
Thanks for stopping by!
Like!! I genuinely thank you for your jokes. These gluten free jokes peaked my interest.